Arab

An arab being interviewed at the US Embassy.
CONSUL : "Your name, please. ?"
ARAB     : "Abdul Aziz."
CONSUL : "Sex.?"
ARAB     : "SIX times a week."
CONSUL : "I mean, male or female. ?"
ARAB     : "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL : "Holy cow !"
ARAB     : "Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL : "Man, isn't that hostile ?"
ARAB     : "Horse style, dog style, any style !"
CONSUL : "Oh dear !"
ARAB     : "Deer ? No deer, they run too fast....!!